Bullshit Generator

FRI, 2 MAR 2007

It is easy for people to bullshit about their product or service, in fact it is so easy now that you can automate the process.

Leslie Lee did just that, he has written a JavaScript that randomly combines commonly used verbs, adjectives and nouns people use to bullshit.

I bumped into his script again yesterday; I have tried his bullshit generator before, yet I could not resist not to try it again. This time, I tried five times, and the results sill sound as impressive as before… still sound like pretty good bullshits.

  • optimize leading-edge methodologies
  • target efficient e-business
  • benchmark world-class e-markets
  • empower viral niches
  • iterate holistic supply-chains

Don’t believe me? Go and try it yourself. And I even found a Bullshit book recently.

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Sat, 3 Mar 07 01:58 am . King Wang wrote:

why stop at phrases when you can do an entire mission statement that way?

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi

Sat, 3 Mar 07 10:41 am . Herryanto Siatono wrote:

Yeah why not. LOL. :)

Sun, 11 Mar 07 06:32 pm . Ming Yeow wrote:

Dude,

Introducing one of my favorite books!

Why Business People Speak Like Idiots: A Bullfighter’s Guide

http://www.bookjetty.com/books/show/0743269098

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